Here is the 5-wattle ratings system that we use both on the show and in our reviews on the blog:

– MAXIMUM GOBBLING for the masterpieces

– GOBBLE IT for the merely great

– WORTH GOBBLING for the very good

– WORTH GOBBLING for the good

– GOBBLE? for the average

– GOBBLE? for the mediocre

– DO NOT GOBBLE for the bad

– DO NOT GOBBLE for the very bad

– RUN, DON’T GOBBLE! for the awful

– RUN, DON’T GOBBLE! for the even worse

Wattles were designed by the incomparable Nathan Burdette.